Rhian Atta

A joke from Iraq

A man was walking on the street and suddenly he saw the magic lamp. He rubbed the magic lamp and Genie appeared to him and asked him about his request. The man said:
I want you to build a bridge that links Baghdad to Montreal in Canada.
The Genie answered:
Well, sir, Can you request something more reasonable?
The man thought for a while and answered:
Ok, no problem, my request is that you make the situation in Iraq settle down.
Genie said:
Sir, do you want the bridge to be one way or two way?!!!