Friday, March 31, 2006

Barbie Gets a Divorce


Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Barbie Gets a Divorce for $265.00".
Ralph asks, "Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious." The sales lady says. "Barbie Gets a Divorce comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."

1 comment:

mariela said...

This is hilarious! I laughed outloud on this one...I used to have every Barbie imaginable, plus my mom's old Barbies and hand-sewn clothing that my grandmother made for my mom when she was a child...When my neice was little, my sister was not sure about Barbies, so we got her a Dr. Mickie Veteranarian doll. She loved it! But now its all about the Barbies. Seems it is impossible to hide them for long.